Writer: J Horsley III

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Alberto and Dylerino sitting on the couch together playing video games.
DYLERINO
'Berto, are you happy here?
ALBERTO
What do you mean?
CAPTION 3
Oh here we go, throw away characters having an existential crisis.
CAPTION 3
What the hell are we doing?
CAPTION
Just let it happen.
PANEL 2
Flip the view, they are playing a generic video game, doesn't matter. We see behind their heads.
DYLERINO
Since we got added to this series, are you happy to be here?
ALBERTO
Well I feel kinda like a background character.
PANEL 3
Close up of Dylerino, serious face.
DYLERINO
Same. Just feels like we have been added into the comic to add diversity.
CAPTION 2
OMG, we went over this last issue!
PANEL 4
John's head ripping through the page into the living room. His house should be much larger than Dylerino and Alberto who look shcoked.
JOHN
It wasn't about diversity dammit!
DYLERINO
That's really hard to believe there, bud.
CAPTION
shut up you two. Look at that cool game on the tv!
CAPTION 3
You can’t be serious, we are doing product placement now?
PANEL 5
John now standing in the living room, their is a rip in the wall where he came through. He's nwo the same size as Dylerino and Alberto.
JOHN
Honestly, I just wanted to bring you guys in and found a way to do it.
ALBERTO
That's cool and all, but can you lay off the fat jokes?
JOHN & DYLERINO
zNope.
BERTO
Oh, ok then.
CAPTION 2
we kinda always have. That game looks dope. What is it?
CAPTION
It’s called Doomed City from Rocketcat Games.

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2026-04-04-STOLEN IDEAS - SKATEBOARD OLYMPICS - PAGE TWO
Updated version of 2016-01-30-AVGS- Skateboard Olympics by Diego - Page 03("scrivlnk://01774C86-7B0D-44B8-9CFA-6EEDE90D90F0")
Drawing on a black leather jacket and grey pants with stars around it.
DESCRIPTION
He wore gray pants and a black leather jacket
CAPTION
It's good that we just get to the point and find out what he wears. Important plot point for us, the reader. Also, spot on job on that drawing kid! I don't know if you know this, but leather jackets are great to stop road rash, so if our hero Alex crashes on his skateboard his elbows will be protected! Also, Diego, I fear I have to call this out. On the last page you drew Alex in a red shirt and blue pants, now you're telling us it's this.
Continuity error my friend.

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Jonly, Calvereena, Earf, Jeffers, K-Dizzle, Dylerino, and Alberto still standing in front of the action lines and stars from the last panel. All looking at the lines semi confused.
EARF
Uhh...Jonly...why are these line still here?
JONLY NONLY
Great question.
PANEL 2
Jonly reaching up and "knocking" on the panel looking up
JONLY NONLY
Hey! Creator dude! Wake up!
PANEL 3
Side photo of John half a sleep at his laptop. Jonly's hand is coming out of the screen and knocking on John's head
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
Hey my guy! Wake up! Fix this!
JOHN
Uhh what?
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
What's the deal with this writing? It's awful!
PANEL 4
View from over John's shoulder looking at the laptop screen with this page being created in photoshop.
JOHN
What do you mean? I thought it was pretty good.
JONLY NONLY
Pretty good? That whole opening page wasn't any good, and you didn't take out the background on this page, it's still here!
PANEL 5
View from over Jonlys shoulder with a photoshop screen overlayed to look like the view is coming out of the screen looking at John.
JOHN
Shit, you're right. I need to lay off the hard drugs.
JONLY NONLY
We both know the hardest drug you do is caffeine, dork.
PANEL 6
Similar view to panel 4, but Johns position is changed to more alert and the page on screen is filled out more with what's happened above.
JONLY NONLY
Now wake the hell up and make this make sense already!
JOHN
Ok ok...
PANEL 7
Action eyes of John
JOHN
I hope he's prepared for non-sense!
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
I can still hear you!
CAPTION
Are you ready for this? Buckle up!

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Living room set
Jonly standing behind the couch facing the bookshelves. Jeffers looking back at Jonly and Calvereena looking intense on the couch playing video games.
JONLY NONLY
When did all these books get here? Has anyone read them.
JEFFERS
Who cares? No one reads anymore.
CALVEREENA
Jeffers! Pay attention, we're getting our asses handed to us!
JEFFERS
I’m not even playing, Cal. Chill.
PANEL 2
Living room set facing TV.
Jonly facing the reader confused. Jeffers looking back at the TV, Calvereena with his hands up, controller in one hand. On the screen is the words "you lost" with a soccer game behind it.
CALVEREENA
Shit! We lost!
JEFFERS
You lost. You’re playing with yourself.
JONLY NONLY
(small text)
Wait, were did the bookshelves go?
CAPTION 3
The house layout is meaningless.
CAPTION 2
We change it every issue.
CAPTION
Makes it fun!
CAPTION 3
riiiggghhhtt...
PANEL 3
Kitchen Set
Earf standing by the fridge with either the door open and him looking in or him holding a drink. At the kitchen Island is Alberto eating a salad with fried good, whipped cream, other unhealthy stuff in it. Jonly walking in on the left side.
JONLY NONLY
Earf, You ever thought about how this house make zero sense?
EARF
Dude, you talked about that, or someone did, a few issues ago.
ALBERTO (SMALL TEXT)
Best salad ever!
CAPTION
Issue 7 to be exact.
PANEL 4
Kitchen set
Close up shot of Jonly. Alberto can be seen in the frame somehow, behind him, next to him. Figure it out.
JONLY NONLY
Yeah I know, just like you'd think after a bakers dozen plus issues we'd have worked out where everything is. Like...where is this kitchen in relation to the living room?
ALBERTO
To the left.
PANEL 5
Kitchen set
Earf holding his drink, Earf and Jonly are looking over to Alberto
EARF
Can that be considered a salad if it has fried pickles in it?
ALBERTO
Yes, and this is a shit opening page to a new issue.
JONLY NONLY
Oh, right.
PANEL 6
Jonly, Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers, K-Dizzle, Dylerino, and Alberto standing with their arms out. Behind them is action lines and stars
ALL
Welcome to Issue sixteen!

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P1
Jerimy floating over his therapist turning into a monster and biting their head off.
NO DIALOGUE
P2
Jerimy with blood on his mouth and hoodie floating over to JN and Calvin.
JERIMY
Oh, hey guys!
CALVIN
Did you?
JN
Bit her HEAD OFF?
JERIMY
Yup.
P3
Jerimy getting hit in the face with splooge.
SFX
SPLAT!
JERIMY
The FUCK? AGAIN!
P4
Jerimy floating away flipping double birds to JN and Clavin. Jn standing with his hand on his head, Calvin sitting on the floor jerking it.
JERIMY
I’m out!
JN
Calvin? WTF?
CALVIN
Therapy excites me!
SFX
Fap fap fap

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2016-11-02-Y2CLREJECTS - Y2CHRIST COMX PAGE 1 - VANILLA SKY
P1
Dylan looking over his shoulder.
NO DIALOGUE
P2
Dylan in a chair looking at the reader.
DYLAN
Welcome, I feel the need for an introduction.
P3
The back of Dylans head, you can see him holding a comic book that says ‘y2christ’
DYLAN
One moment
P4
Dylan holding the comic ‘y2christ Characters sketches” to the reader.
DYLAN
Here is your introduction. Good luck.
CAPTION
So this was page one. The last line was inspired by the movie Vanilla Sky.

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COVER
Dylan vs Frankenstien
CAPTION
Back in 2003 before I started this y2cl thing there was Y2CHRIST comx. See how cool I was? Comics with an X and no I. Well, to celebrate 13 years of y2cl this month I present to you the ORIGINAL concept, never published online before. Enjoy!
NARRATION
This may or may not appear in the story...
NARRATION
Who is y2christ?
NARRATION
Good? Bad?
NARRATION
Dental Hygienist?
NARRATION
Read to find out!
NARRATION
Visit jhorsley3.com("http://jhorsley3.com") for more y2christ fun! Your friends and christ, j

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P1
JN riding Alberto like a horse shipping him.
SFX
WHIP!!

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2016-06-13-Y2CL-DAILY - THE INCREDIBLE Y2CL #340 (HULK 340 HOMAGE)
P1
Full page
Homage to Incredible Hulk #340
JN is Wolverine
Alberto is Hulk