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2026-12-30-INANIMATE - 2 RIDE THE TRAIN
PANEL 1
View of the gingerbread train.
GINGERBREAD TRAIN
Come on ride the train, come on and ride it!
PANEL 2
View of the Gingerbread Trains cars with candy
GINGERBREAD TRAIN CAR
Sit, that’s not the lyrics.
GINGERBREAD TRAIN CAR
It’s “Come on ride the train, hey, ride it.”
PANEL 3
Close up of Gingerbread trains.
GINGERBREAD TRAIN
Seriously?
PANEL 4
View of Gingerbread Train and Train Cars
GINGERBREAD TRAIN
I’ve been singing this song wrong since 1996!
CAPTION 3
First - no way this train could have heard this sone in 1996, gingerbread doesn’t last that long.
CAPTION 3
Second - We use this song as a joke back in 2010 over on Sergeant Blinky and his Brigade of Fantastic.
CAPTION 3
This - This strip is lazy and really stretching, why did we make it?
CAPTION
We had photos of the gingerbread train we made and wanted to use them...
CAPTION 2
You don’t have to use every photo you take for a comic. You know that right.
CAPTION
I know...
CAPTION 2
Knowing and not doing are two very different things.
CAPTION
You guys are no fun,.
CAPTION 3
And you give me anxiety.