Writer: J Horsley III

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PAGE
PANEL 1
We are in an outside large tent with two kitchen set ups on each side of the tent. This should look like a British Bake off kitchen or something. In the center is John, to the left is Alberto (his hand is below the table and moving) and KBT, to the right is Dylerino and SMT. KBT is looking at Alberto rolling her eyes.
JOHN
Welcome to the Great Nonly Bake Off!
PANEL 2
Jonly looking over to Alberto, who has his eyes closed and arm moving under the table (he's masturbating)
JOHN
Uhhh, 'Berto?
ALBERTO
Hmm?
JOHN
It's "The Great Jonly Bake Off" not "The Great Jonly Wank Off"
ALBERTO
Oh, one sec.
PANEL 3
Alberto's face, tongue out, eyes closed, smiling.
ALBERTO
Kamakazi Nunchucks!
PANEL 4
Same as panel 1, Alberto looks flushed and slumped over. John, Dylerino, SMT, and KBT looking over at him disgusted.
DYLERINO
Can we get his station cleaned by a hazmat team?
JOHN
Well be right back after this commercial break...

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Alberto standing in an epic guitar pose leaning back, tongue out, like he's rocking out. John also standing up in a different epic guitar pose rocking out. Dylerino on the couch leaning on his arm looking over like "wtf is wrong with you"
ALBERTO
And that's where we caaaaaaaammmee frroooommmm!!!
DYLERINO
Dude, knock it off.
PANEL 2
Alberto, still leaning back, closer up of his face now turned looking off panel towards Dylerino. John can be seen also looking over behind Alberto.
ALBERTO
Shut up, we look cool.
JOHN
Hell yeah!
PANEL 3
Behind the couch, back of Dylerino's head. John and Alberto standing looking at Dylerino. John has his hand on the top side of his head, elbow out.
DYLERINO
Ok, so we did a montage, now what?
JOHN
Well, it's your issue, what do you want to do?
ALBERTO
Hmmmm


Panel 4 and 5 are side by side.
PANEL 46
Alberto looking to the right, super excited.
PANEL 5
Dylerno looking to the left, super excited
ALBERTO AND DYLERINO
Epic Bake off!
PANEL 6
John's face very confused.
JOHN
The fuck?

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Alberto jerkin' it at the hallway computer.
CAPTION
Poo Problems
01/09/2005
PANEL 2
Jaba Alberto 2008-03-10
CAPTION
Slave Girl
03/10/2008
PANEL 3
Doing donuts in the van.
CAPTION
Dunkin’ Alberto
05/23/2008
PANEL 4
Alberto and the whale (from y2cl daily)
CAPTION
Alberto and the Whale
09/13/2016
PANEL 5
Alberto Batman recreation cover (from y2cl daily)
CAPTION
Alberto as Harley Quinn
08/12/2016
PANEL 6
Alberto and JN as Wolverine and Hulk (from y2cl daily)
CAPTION
The Incredible y2cl
06/13/2016

PANEL 7
Alberto eating turkey (y2cl daily)
CAPTION
Wanna know how I got these scars?
04/29/2016
PANEL 8
JN On Alberto's back whipping him (y2cl daily)
CAPTION
WHIP!
09/22/2016
PANEL 9
Alberto standing there proud.
ALBERTO
Good times!
CAPTION 2
Are we just referencing old webcomic strips of these characters without any other context?
CAPTION
Exactly! If the reader wants to know more, they can go to y2cl.net("http://y2cl.net") and look up the comics!
CAPTION 3
No one is doing that.

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Dylan Angel kicking Frankenstien. (y2christ cover, y2clrejects-2016-11-01)
CAPTION
Y2christ-ComX Cover
08/18/2003
PANEL 2
Cookie Dylan
CAPTION
JN’s in a Hot Spot
12/20/2008
PANEL 3
Panel from Frenchie strip. Probably one of the ones with his pants down. This one can be about him teaching geography.
CAPTION
Frenchie
11/03/2003
PANEL 4
Dylan puking into a trashcan. Y2cl-32 2004-01-09
CAPTION
Poor Dylan
01/09/2004
PANEL 5
Stick Dylan. Probably just draw a new stick or something. Or grab the one from issue 10.
CAPTION
Just Shoot Me
06/21/2004
PANEL 6
New outfit - 2005-02-11
CAPTION
Dylan’s Way
02/11/2005
PANEL 7
Something from Dylans Diary (I will paste this in)
PANEL 8
Ramlan from z2c (2008-10-26) probably redraw this.
CAPTION
Ramlan
10/26/2009
PANEL 9
Dylerino face palming looking over at the page.
DYLERINO
I could have done without any of this stuff brought back up man.
CAPTION 3
We gonna provide any context here?
CAPTION
Nope.

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PAGE
PANEL 1
John now sitting on the couch between Alberto and Dylerino. He now has a controller as well.
JOHN
Yeah, I'll try. Anyway, how y'all been?
DYLERINO
Good I guess, but where is everyone else?
JOHN
They went to a carnival.
ALBERTO
Aww man, I wanna go!
JOHN
Next issue 'Berto, next issue.
PANEL 2
Dylerino looking over at John who is looking at the TV.
DYLERINO
So if they are off at a carnival, and you are here. What are we doing?
PANEL 3
John leaning over to talk to Dylerino but not taking his eyes off the video game.
JOHN
Well since ya'll are new here...
BERTO
Only new to THIS travesty, we are OG son.
PANEL 4
Side view of John and Dylerino
JOHN
Right...
PANEL 5
Same as Panel 1.
JOHN
I figured I'd give you your own issue to introduce yourselves.
ALBERTO
Oh, that's cool.
DYLERINO
So let's do like a full page montage for each of us?
JOHN
Sounds good!
DYLERINO
Oh lordy...

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Alberto and Dylerino sitting on the couch together playing video games.
DYLERINO
'Berto, are you happy here?
ALBERTO
What do you mean?
CAPTION 3
Oh here we go, throw away characters having an existential crisis.
CAPTION 3
What the hell are we doing?
CAPTION
Just let it happen.
PANEL 2
Flip the view, they are playing a generic video game, doesn't matter. We see behind their heads.
DYLERINO
Since we got added to this series, are you happy to be here?
ALBERTO
Well I feel kinda like a background character.
PANEL 3
Close up of Dylerino, serious face.
DYLERINO
Same. Just feels like we have been added into the comic to add diversity.
CAPTION 2
OMG, we went over this last issue!
PANEL 4
John's head ripping through the page into the living room. His house should be much larger than Dylerino and Alberto who look shcoked.
JOHN
It wasn't about diversity dammit!
DYLERINO
That's really hard to believe there, bud.
CAPTION
shut up you two. Look at that cool game on the tv!
CAPTION 3
You can’t be serious, we are doing product placement now?
PANEL 5
John now standing in the living room, their is a rip in the wall where he came through. He's nwo the same size as Dylerino and Alberto.
JOHN
Honestly, I just wanted to bring you guys in and found a way to do it.
ALBERTO
That's cool and all, but can you lay off the fat jokes?
JOHN & DYLERINO
zNope.
BERTO
Oh, ok then.
CAPTION 2
we kinda always have. That game looks dope. What is it?
CAPTION
It’s called Doomed City from Rocketcat Games.

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Jonly, Calvereena, Earf, Jeffers, K-Dizzle, Dylerino, and Alberto still standing in front of the action lines and stars from the last panel. All looking at the lines semi confused.
EARF
Uhh...Jonly...why are these line still here?
JONLY NONLY
Great question.
PANEL 2
Jonly reaching up and "knocking" on the panel looking up
JONLY NONLY
Hey! Creator dude! Wake up!
PANEL 3
Side photo of John half a sleep at his laptop. Jonly's hand is coming out of the screen and knocking on John's head
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
Hey my guy! Wake up! Fix this!
JOHN
Uhh what?
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
What's the deal with this writing? It's awful!
PANEL 4
View from over John's shoulder looking at the laptop screen with this page being created in photoshop.
JOHN
What do you mean? I thought it was pretty good.
JONLY NONLY
Pretty good? That whole opening page wasn't any good, and you didn't take out the background on this page, it's still here!
PANEL 5
View from over Jonlys shoulder with a photoshop screen overlayed to look like the view is coming out of the screen looking at John.
JOHN
Shit, you're right. I need to lay off the hard drugs.
JONLY NONLY
We both know the hardest drug you do is caffeine, dork.
PANEL 6
Similar view to panel 4, but Johns position is changed to more alert and the page on screen is filled out more with what's happened above.
JONLY NONLY
Now wake the hell up and make this make sense already!
JOHN
Ok ok...
PANEL 7
Action eyes of John
JOHN
I hope he's prepared for non-sense!
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
I can still hear you!
CAPTION
Are you ready for this? Buckle up!

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Living room set
Jonly standing behind the couch facing the bookshelves. Jeffers looking back at Jonly and Calvereena looking intense on the couch playing video games.
JONLY NONLY
When did all these books get here? Has anyone read them.
JEFFERS
Who cares? No one reads anymore.
CALVEREENA
Jeffers! Pay attention, we're getting our asses handed to us!
JEFFERS
I’m not even playing, Cal. Chill.
PANEL 2
Living room set facing TV.
Jonly facing the reader confused. Jeffers looking back at the TV, Calvereena with his hands up, controller in one hand. On the screen is the words "you lost" with a soccer game behind it.
CALVEREENA
Shit! We lost!
JEFFERS
You lost. You’re playing with yourself.
JONLY NONLY
(small text)
Wait, were did the bookshelves go?
CAPTION 3
The house layout is meaningless.
CAPTION 2
We change it every issue.
CAPTION
Makes it fun!
CAPTION 3
riiiggghhhtt...
PANEL 3
Kitchen Set
Earf standing by the fridge with either the door open and him looking in or him holding a drink. At the kitchen Island is Alberto eating a salad with fried good, whipped cream, other unhealthy stuff in it. Jonly walking in on the left side.
JONLY NONLY
Earf, You ever thought about how this house make zero sense?
EARF
Dude, you talked about that, or someone did, a few issues ago.
ALBERTO (SMALL TEXT)
Best salad ever!
CAPTION
Issue 7 to be exact.
PANEL 4
Kitchen set
Close up shot of Jonly. Alberto can be seen in the frame somehow, behind him, next to him. Figure it out.
JONLY NONLY
Yeah I know, just like you'd think after a bakers dozen plus issues we'd have worked out where everything is. Like...where is this kitchen in relation to the living room?
ALBERTO
To the left.
PANEL 5
Kitchen set
Earf holding his drink, Earf and Jonly are looking over to Alberto
EARF
Can that be considered a salad if it has fried pickles in it?
ALBERTO
Yes, and this is a shit opening page to a new issue.
JONLY NONLY
Oh, right.
PANEL 6
Jonly, Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers, K-Dizzle, Dylerino, and Alberto standing with their arms out. Behind them is action lines and stars
ALL
Welcome to Issue sixteen!

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2016-11-02-Y2CLREJECTS - Y2CHRIST COMX PAGE 1 - VANILLA SKY
P1
Dylan looking over his shoulder.
NO DIALOGUE
P2
Dylan in a chair looking at the reader.
DYLAN
Welcome, I feel the need for an introduction.
P3
The back of Dylans head, you can see him holding a comic book that says ‘y2christ’
DYLAN
One moment
P4
Dylan holding the comic ‘y2christ Characters sketches” to the reader.
DYLAN
Here is your introduction. Good luck.
CAPTION
So this was page one. The last line was inspired by the movie Vanilla Sky.