Writer: J Horsley III

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2026-04-18-STOLEN IDEAS - SKATEBOARD OLYMPICS - PAGE FOUR
Update version of 2016-01-30-AVGS- Skateboard Olympics by Diego - Page 05("scrivlnk://CFDE4543-4DD5-43CF-8018-004AFFDFDD89")
Alex picking out a new helmet
DESCRIPTION
Alex had to buy a new helmet too. When he got home, he was late for dinner.
CAPTION
This is very true. Every time you have a bad crash you should get a new helmet.
That way next time you can be safe, too. Hopefully Alex's mom wasn't to mad. She shouldn't be, he was being safe wearing the helmet. Though he was late for dinner, so he might have to skip desert because of that. I don't know Alex's mom's parenting style, but in my opinion you should never use food as a punishment or reward. It's not healthy.

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2026-04-15-CLAY J AND SKIT - AND HERE WE GO
PANEL 1
Clay J with Painting form Kaylie’s grandpa behind him looking surprised.
PANEL 2
Skit with Painting form Kaylie’s grandpa behind him looking back over at Clay J
Dialog from panels 1 and 2 cross over each other.
CLAY J
Ok, so where is this place?
SKIT
It’s around here somewhere. I think we gotta like, do something to find it?
CLAY J
Like it’s some sort of magical place we have to sacrifice a goat or a virgin...or a virgin goat to?
SKIT
No, I meant like look at a map or something.
CLAY J
Oh...
CAPTION 2
You know, this might be a better comic if we had them sacrifice shit.
CAPTION 3
Doubtful, but at least then it would have a plot.
PANEL 3
Skit from the side up close, Painting form Kaylie’s grandpa in the background.
SKIT
But also, we gotta answer the riddles three from the bridge troll to access the road to get there.
CLAY J (OFF PANEL)
Really? I knew it!
SKIT
No, I’m fucking with you. It’s down that way.
CLAY J (OFF PANEL(OFF)
Dick.
CAPTION 2
Oh wait! We should do a troll and riddles! That could be fun!
CAPTION
Hmmm...

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2026-04-11-STOLEN IDEAS - SKATEBOARD OLYMPICS - PAGE THREE
Updated version of 2016-01-30-AVGS- Skateboard Olympics by Diego - Page 04("scrivlnk://4C5BF825-787F-4424-8F5A-4D92C8F894E5")
Drawing of Alex jumping a cat on his skateboard
DESCRIPTION
Ale’s goal was to jump a car! He made it! But his board broke. He had to go back to the skateboard shop and buy a new board.
CAPTION
Whoa! That's some excitement there! Jump a car? That's crazy Alex! You better get to the shop and get a new one! oh wait, you said that. Good job! Also, I see Alex is in his grey pants, but where is his black leather Jacket, Diego? He's in a blue long sleeved shirt now and he doesn't have any hands! Did he lose them when he broke his board? Will they grow back? I'm on the edge of my seat with antici........................................................pation.

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PAGE

This page is an add.
STRIP 1
BDSM - Jonly Nonly - Don’t Waste A Gimp Suit("scrivlnk://8500F5EB-4074-4BE6-8FE6-040FDE3E65E0")
P1
Jonly in full bondage sub gear, K-Dizzle in full dominateix gear
K-DIZZLE
You ready to promo this BDSM comic?
JONLY NONLY
Mrumof!

P2
Calvereena walking in.
CALVEREENA
Nice outfits. But this is a comic about monsters, not that kinky awesome shit.
P3
K-Dizzle storming off. Calvereena standing next to Jonly
K-DIZZLE
Oh what the crap, I'm outta here.
CALVEREENA
Whelp, can't let Jonly in a gimp suit go to waste.
P4
Black
JONLY NONLY
*gulp*
TAGLINE
Big Dumb Scary Monsters - Daily monsters for your monster loving needs!
STRIP 2
SBD 2 - Clay J and Skit - We got a billboard("scrivlnk://23A65385-44DE-4AC3-A546-1D230D861EA3")
P1
Clay J and Skit in front of a billboard with the three covers to Supernatural Baby Detective on it.
CLAY J
Wow, how did we afford a billboard to promote Supernatural Baby Detective?
SKIT
It’s a composite image made in photoshop...
CLAY J
I knew that.
SKIT
Sure you did, buddy.
SKIT
The rest of you mbooks go pick up the comic at SpoilerVere.com("http://SpoilerVere.com").
BOTTOM TEXT
sbdcomic.com("http://sbdcomic.com")
MIDDLE PANEL
Rainbow colors.
CAPTION
(dick font)
Find all these amazing comics and more at y2cl.net("http://y2cl.net")!
STRIP 3
Inanimate - Funny Twenty #13 - Inanimate - What is this?
P1
Pink E and Brain standing in front of the cover to Funny Twenty #13
PINK E
E gad, Brain, how are there 13 of these?
BRAIN
The amount of issues this series has is nothing more than a reflection of the insanity to which the creator suffers with his compulsive desire to constantly create, even at the expense of quality over the course of two decades.
PINK E
Uh, what?
BRAIN
The creator guy made a lot of pages over the last 23 years.
PINK E
Right!
BOTTOM TEXT
y2cl.us/ft13("http://y2cl.us/ft13")
STRIP 4
PDR - Gun and Pot Talk the AI apocalypse
P1
Pot and Gun
GUN
What do you think about all this AI garbage out there in the world?
POT
I dunno, might be useful in some places, I dunno.
GUN
Personally I think we should be on the look out for the robot uprising that’s coming!
P2
Pot
POT
Oh for sure, but maybe if we just built our own robots to fight the AI ones! We are sure to win!
P3
Pot and Gun with some PDR pots behind them.
GUN
Well if we have this dipshit design our robots we are screwed.
POT
They are adorable though.
GUN
I guess.
GUN
We’re doomed.
BOTTOM TEXT
y2cl.us/pdr

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PANEL 1
We are in an outside large tent with two kitchen set ups on each side of the tent. This should look like a British Bake off kitchen or something. In the center is John, to the left is Alberto (his hand is below the table and moving) and KBT, to the right is Dylerino and SMT. KBT is looking at Alberto rolling her eyes.
JOHN
Welcome to the Great Nonly Bake Off!
PANEL 2
Jonly looking over to Alberto, who has his eyes closed and arm moving under the table (he's masturbating)
JOHN
Uhhh, 'Berto?
ALBERTO
Hmm?
JOHN
It's "The Great Jonly Bake Off" not "The Great Jonly Wank Off"
ALBERTO
Oh, one sec.
PANEL 3
Alberto's face, tongue out, eyes closed, smiling.
ALBERTO
Kamakazi Nunchucks!
PANEL 4
Same as panel 1, Alberto looks flushed and slumped over. John, Dylerino, SMT, and KBT looking over at him disgusted.
DYLERINO
Can we get his station cleaned by a hazmat team?
JOHN
Well be right back after this commercial break...

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PANEL 1
Alberto standing in an epic guitar pose leaning back, tongue out, like he's rocking out. John also standing up in a different epic guitar pose rocking out. Dylerino on the couch leaning on his arm looking over like "wtf is wrong with you"
ALBERTO
And that's where we caaaaaaaammmee frroooommmm!!!
DYLERINO
Dude, knock it off.
PANEL 2
Alberto, still leaning back, closer up of his face now turned looking off panel towards Dylerino. John can be seen also looking over behind Alberto.
ALBERTO
Shut up, we look cool.
JOHN
Hell yeah!
PANEL 3
Behind the couch, back of Dylerino's head. John and Alberto standing looking at Dylerino. John has his hand on the top side of his head, elbow out.
DYLERINO
Ok, so we did a montage, now what?
JOHN
Well, it's your issue, what do you want to do?
ALBERTO
Hmmmm


Panel 4 and 5 are side by side.
PANEL 46
Alberto looking to the right, super excited.
PANEL 5
Dylerno looking to the left, super excited
ALBERTO AND DYLERINO
Epic Bake off!
PANEL 6
John's face very confused.
JOHN
The fuck?

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PANEL 1
Alberto jerkin' it at the hallway computer.
CAPTION
Poo Problems
01/09/2005
PANEL 2
Jaba Alberto 2008-03-10
CAPTION
Slave Girl
03/10/2008
PANEL 3
Doing donuts in the van.
CAPTION
Dunkin’ Alberto
05/23/2008
PANEL 4
Alberto and the whale (from y2cl daily)
CAPTION
Alberto and the Whale
09/13/2016
PANEL 5
Alberto Batman recreation cover (from y2cl daily)
CAPTION
Alberto as Harley Quinn
08/12/2016
PANEL 6
Alberto and JN as Wolverine and Hulk (from y2cl daily)
CAPTION
The Incredible y2cl
06/13/2016

PANEL 7
Alberto eating turkey (y2cl daily)
CAPTION
Wanna know how I got these scars?
04/29/2016
PANEL 8
JN On Alberto's back whipping him (y2cl daily)
CAPTION
WHIP!
09/22/2016
PANEL 9
Alberto standing there proud.
ALBERTO
Good times!
CAPTION 2
Are we just referencing old webcomic strips of these characters without any other context?
CAPTION
Exactly! If the reader wants to know more, they can go to y2cl.net("http://y2cl.net") and look up the comics!
CAPTION 3
No one is doing that.

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PANEL 1
Dylan Angel kicking Frankenstien. (y2christ cover, y2clrejects-2016-11-01)
CAPTION
Y2christ-ComX Cover
08/18/2003
PANEL 2
Cookie Dylan
CAPTION
JN’s in a Hot Spot
12/20/2008
PANEL 3
Panel from Frenchie strip. Probably one of the ones with his pants down. This one can be about him teaching geography.
CAPTION
Frenchie
11/03/2003
PANEL 4
Dylan puking into a trashcan. Y2cl-32 2004-01-09
CAPTION
Poor Dylan
01/09/2004
PANEL 5
Stick Dylan. Probably just draw a new stick or something. Or grab the one from issue 10.
CAPTION
Just Shoot Me
06/21/2004
PANEL 6
New outfit - 2005-02-11
CAPTION
Dylan’s Way
02/11/2005
PANEL 7
Something from Dylans Diary (I will paste this in)
PANEL 8
Ramlan from z2c (2008-10-26) probably redraw this.
CAPTION
Ramlan
10/26/2009
PANEL 9
Dylerino face palming looking over at the page.
DYLERINO
I could have done without any of this stuff brought back up man.
CAPTION 3
We gonna provide any context here?
CAPTION
Nope.

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PANEL 1
John now sitting on the couch between Alberto and Dylerino. He now has a controller as well.
JOHN
Yeah, I'll try. Anyway, how y'all been?
DYLERINO
Good I guess, but where is everyone else?
JOHN
They went to a carnival.
ALBERTO
Aww man, I wanna go!
JOHN
Next issue 'Berto, next issue.
PANEL 2
Dylerino looking over at John who is looking at the TV.
DYLERINO
So if they are off at a carnival, and you are here. What are we doing?
PANEL 3
John leaning over to talk to Dylerino but not taking his eyes off the video game.
JOHN
Well since ya'll are new here...
BERTO
Only new to THIS travesty, we are OG son.
PANEL 4
Side view of John and Dylerino
JOHN
Right...
PANEL 5
Same as Panel 1.
JOHN
I figured I'd give you your own issue to introduce yourselves.
ALBERTO
Oh, that's cool.
DYLERINO
So let's do like a full page montage for each of us?
JOHN
Sounds good!
DYLERINO
Oh lordy...