Writer: J Horsley III

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2004-1-9-Y2CL0032-C1SHNEA28-POOR DYLAN
P1
Calvin walking in bare foot drinking a beer. Dylan still puking into his blue trash can, JN (in green jacket) standing over him consoling him.
JN
Dude, you?
P2
Dylan looking up from his puke can, JN behind him.
DYLAN
Well, I think I figured something out JN. Alcohol and I don’t get along. It’s not that we don’t like each other, it’s just we are a tangled web of irony, like a Nazi in love with a Jewish girl.
P3
Tim at his desk.
TIM
So are you the Nazi or the Jewish girl?
P4
Kepa (floating in front of the couch), Garret and Nick on the couch playing video games.
KEPA
He’s the Jewish girl.
NICK
Yeah, and alcohol is the Nazi...
GARRET
(whispers)
You guys suck at this game.
P5
Dylan looking up from his puke can, green puke on his face. JN behind him.
DYLAN
I think I’m feeling better now...
P6
Dylan puking in his puke can, JN walking away.
DYLAN
Oh god, no I’m not!
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 32(Poor Dylan)

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2003-11-3-Y2CL0002-C1SHNEA2-FRENCHIE
P1
Dylan on the couch masturbating under a pink blanket. Frenchie (with no color) behind him.
FRENCHIE
Let us drive to New York my fine American friend.
DYLAN
Busy, and NYC is like 3k miles away, this is the west coast man.
FRENCHIE
I do not understand, in France I can go to England or Spain in a few hours.
DYLAN
America is big...
DYLAN
Watch..
P2
Dylan, with his pants down and butt showing, standing in front of a map of the USA with on finger on Los Angeles and one on New York City.
NO DIALOGUE
P3
Dylan, who his pants down and butt showing, standing in front of a map of Europe, with one finger on Madrid Spain and the other on Moscow Russia.
NO DIALOGUE
P3
Frenchie with steam coming out of his ears.
CAPTION
Frenchie doesn’t get color.
P5
Frenchies head exploding.
SFX
POP!!
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 2(Frenchie)
BOTTOM TEXT
NEXT: Nazi Jesus