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PANEL 1
Living room set facing TV
Jonly and Calvereena standing behind couch
JONLY NONLY
So, shocker for you, I actually DID end up going to see the Force Awakens Friday Night.
CALVEREENA
Yeah? Not surprised by that one Jonly. You tend to get caught up in nerd hype over things at the last minute.*
CAPTION 2
*whoa, who's on the TV?
CAPTION
You'll find out in issue 9.
CAPTION 3
A new character we don't meet for four issues? Tease.
PANEL 2
Living room set facing TV
Jonly standing close up
JONLY NONLY
Well, I had planned to wait but I just needed to go see it. I saw online that I could still get tickets on opening night so I saw it.*
CAPTION
*Editors note: Also True story.
PANEL 3
Living room set facing TV
Calvereena up close
CALVEREENA
Of course you did. Well, what did you think? Did it live up to the hype? Or was it a let down?
PANEL 4
Earf with hands over mouth and an O face. Last panel with Jonly faded in the background.
JONLY NONLY
OMG!!!
EARF
OMG!!!
(The OMG!!! Is repeated over the whole background)
PANEL 5
Photo of John
JOHN
I'm gonna break in here real fast and tell you that in real life I snuck out at the last minute and took my son Jakob to the premiere showing.
PANEL 6
Photo of John
JOHN
When we got home he promptly walked in house where his siblings and cousins where, all wanting to see it and yelled.
JOHN
THEY KILLED HAN SOLO!
PANEL 7
Photo of John
JOHN
Promptly Ruining the moving for everyone else.

I still give him crap about this to this day.
CAPTION 2
Is he, or I mean are we at the dentist?
CAPTION 3
It would appear so.
PANEL 8
Photo of John
JOHN
Would you guys shut the hell up and let this book finish?
CAPTION
Oh sorry boss.
CAPTION 2
Sorry.
CAPTION 3
Sorry no sorry, nerd.