Live ActionWell Kaylie, it's official. As the comic says we have spent the same amount of your birthdays together then you did without me. Here in a few months I will have known you for HALF YOUR LIFE! How crazy is that? Come August we will have been together for half your life. I've been waiting for this year for a long time. Why? I dunno, I think it's pretty cool that I've known you for so long. I kinda like you.
I've had such a great time writing songs with you this last year. Little Miss doesn't know what she's talking about, we can still be rockstars! Debbie Harry was 33 when she had her first hit record! Pharrell had his first hit with him singing at 40. Hell, even Sherryl Crow was in her mid thirties before she had a hit! And the Northend Boys didn't even start their music career until their late 60s! So there's still time for us to release that hit record, tour the world, make millions of dollars, then give it all away.
Happy Birthday my love!