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PANEL 1
Classroom set
Map of Switzerland on the blackboard. Calvereena at the blackboard. Heads of Jeffers, Jonly, and Earf can be seen
CALVEREENA
Ok Class! Let's talk about Switzerland, the worlds neutral country!
CAPTION
Are you taking notes?
CAPTION 2
Us or the readers?
CAPTION
Well, we're not eligible for the prize for passing the test.
CAPTION 3
There's a PRIZE?!
PANEL 2
Classroom set, zoom in on Calvereena
CALVEREENA
Did you guys know that Switzerland is really the Swiss Confederation?
PANEL 3
Earf in his classroom chair
EARF
But aren't confederations bad? Didn't they cause slavery?
CAPTION
Oh yes there is! If you take the test at the end and email your answers to [email protected], the professor will grade and respond with you prize!
PANEL 4
Classroom set
Calvereena warped over glaring at Earf
CALVEREENA
Only the one here in America, Earf!
CALVEREENA
Now back to the lesson!
CAPTION 3
Is the prize any good?
PANEL 5
Earf in his chair, head warped to look up
EARF
What the fuck man?
EARF
Someone re-discovered the warp tool
CAPTION
Yup! It's fun!
PANEL 6
Classroom set
Calvereena at blackboard, map or switzerland up
CALVEREENA
And that it's true name as a country is Confeoderatio Helvetica?
JONLY NONLY
Why would they name their country after a font?
CAPTION
Would you call $1 million good?
PANEL 7
Calvereenas back facing Jonly in his chair (still wearing the PUSA shirt)
CALVEREENA
What? A font?
JONLY NONLY (FONT IN HALVETICA)
You know, this one!
CAPTION 2
Holy crap, yeah that's amazing!
PANEL 8
Calvereena staring at Jonly
CAPTION
Well, it's not that but it's something pretty cool.
PANEL 9
Classroom set
Wide shot, Calvereena warped to look like hes walking out. Heads of Jeffers, Jonly, and Earf can be seen
CALVEREENA
Oh for crying out loud, the font was developed by a German and a Swiss dude. The country wasn't named after the font, Jonly!
JONLY NONLY
Well, whatever. Confederate Crappy Font is a terrible name for a country.
CALVEREENA
I'm out of here!
CAPTION 3
We don't know what it is yet, do we?
CAPTION
Nope!