Jonly Nonly

Swipe from left to right for more comic collections.

Transcript

PAGE
PANEL 1
John at the table looking over at Jeff (off panel) motioning towards Jeffers
JOHN
Can you believe this shit Jeff?
JOHN
He thinks he can just tell me no and everything will be ok!
JEFFERS
Well, yeah.
JEFFERS
What are you going to do, write me out of the comic? Not likely.
CAPTION
Whoa, better lighting.
CAPTION 2
And our hair is styled now!
PANEL 2
John sitting looking up at Jeff what a "I don't know" look and arm gesture
JOHN
Dude, come on Jeff! Talk some sense into your little guy.
JEFF
I'll do my best, but if he's anything like me he's probably pretty bullheaded and just needs to go fishing.
CAPTION JEFF
Who's this handsome fella?
CAPTION
Who let you in here?
CAPTION 2
Yeah, there's already too many of us!
CAPTION 3
For real.
PANEL 3
Jeffers looking up and Jeff (off panel)
JEFFERS
Fishing does sound pretty good, but don't change the subject! He's making me, I mean us, a serial killer!
CAPTION JEFF
Even Jeffers's thinks I'm cute. You can see it in his eyes.
PANEL 4
Jeff picking Jeffers up
JEFFERS
Hey put me down!
CAPTION
You know, all these captions are confusing.
PANEL 5
Jeffers in Jeff's palm, Jeff smiling at him
JEFF
You, me, squidjigging. Let's go.
CAPTION
We are color coded, how is this confusing?
PANEL 6
Jeffers in Jeff's palm, Jeff poking Jeffers
JEFFERS
Oh hello yes, wait did you just touch my...
CAPTION
Well I know I'm Jeff, but who are you two?
PANEL 7
Jeffers in Jeff's palm, Jeff jut staring at him
JEFF
Don't make this weird.
CAPTION
We are John
CAPTION
And why are there three of you?
PANEL 8
Jeffers looking up at Jeff
JEFFERS
Can we just go? Whatever you have planned can't be worse than whats happening in this issue.
CAPTION
For the funny.