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PANEL 1
Movie theater outside set
Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers (looking bored), and Jonly standing in line.
Reader board says "Star Wars: The Force Awakes" and "16 days until premiere!"
JONLY NONLY
Ok, I just look it up and I think I get it!
JONLY NONLY
Disney bought Star Wars and hired Abrams to direct the reboots!
EARF
Good! You're getting it!
JONLY NONLY
And since he rebooted Star Trek into the awesome movies we have now, they figured he could do the same with Star Wars!
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Man my head hurts
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Mine too.
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You're back!
PANEL 2
Movie theater outside set
Calvereena upclose
CALVEREENA
Exactly! Abrams, a true fan boy for the fan boys, will bring us a visually stunning yet story driven masterpiece we Star Wars Fans have been waiting for!
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Technically I never left.
PANEL 3
Movie theater outside set
Jonly close up
JONLY NONLY
And we will finally get the crossover to Trek and Wars we have always wanted!
CAPTION
Are we gonna have anymore problems?
PANEL 4
Nick on an action line background with his hat flying up
EARF
Wait, what? No! That's not what we said at all!
CAPTION
You tell me, you're writing this hot garbage.
PANEL 5
Movie theater outside set
Reader board says "15 days until Premiere!"
CALVEREENA
Jonly, how is it that you grew up in the 80's and 90's with comic book sand Sci-Fi all around you, yet you literally know less about Star Wars that the average pre-teen?
JONLY NONLY
Well, growing up we watched a lot of Star Trek. I knew what Star Wars was, but never really cared cause it just seemed silly. I mean why was there so much sexual tension between Luke and Leia only for her to hook up with that guy Hank?
CAPTION
Wait, I thought you said you where me, so wouldn't that mean we are writing this hot garbage?
CAPTION
Well shit, I guess so.
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Maybe if we work together we can make it better?
CAPTION
Worth a shot!