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PANEL 1
Movie theater outside set
Zoomed in on Calvereenas back and Jonly facing him
CALVEREENA
Hank?
CALVEREENA
You mean Han Solo? The coolest smuggler in the galaxy?
JONLY NONLY
Yeah, that guy. Whatever, Indiana Jones you know.
CAPTION
Decent first panel. Nice reference to other movies with that Hank guy.
CAPTION
Thanks!
PANEL 2
Earf slapping Jonly in the batman slapping Robin meme
SFX
SLAP!
PANEL 3
Movie theater outside set
Jonly's back facing camera, Earf looking away
JONLY NONLY
WHAT THE HELL EARF?
EARF
Just trying to slap some sense into you man!
CAPTION
You see that cool Batman meme reference in the last panel?
CAPTION
Yeah, nice job!
PANEL 4
Movie theater outside set
Calvereena (back to camera), Jeffers (looking bored), Jonly, and Earf (back to camera) standing in line.
CALVEREENA
Wow, I had no idea your Star Wars Knowledge was this Terrible. We need to fix this before the new one comes out.
JONLY NONLY
I guess, but I never really understood the hype behind Star Wars. I mean, all this hubub over these poorly acted movies?
JONLY NONLY (SMALL TEXT)
Did you have to slap me so hard?
EARF (SMALL TEXT)
Yes
CAPTION
Are you seriously Jerkin' yourself off over your own work? Pathetic.
CAPTION
Who the hell are you?
CAPTION
Seriously.
PANEL 5
Movie theater outside set
Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers, and Jonly standing in line.
Marquee reads "14 days until premiere!"
JONLY NONLY
And the prequels, holy crap what steaming piles those where. I mean what was the point?
CALVEREENA
First off, like you said on the last page, they tell a love story that sets up the whole Star Wars Universe!
JONLY NONLY
I said that ironically
EARF
Still, it shows Anikin's love for Amidala drove him insane!
CALVEREENA
Well, that and his unhealthy obsession with his dead mom.
JONLY NONLY
Don't forget his freindship with Jar-Jar.
CALVEREENA
We don't talk about Jar-Jar.
CAPTION
I'm the one that's gonna call you out on this garbage of complimenting yourself.
CAPTION
We are not allowed to be proud of the work we do?
CAPTION
Not like this, on the pages in the book.
CAPTION
Guys, let's not fight on the page!
CAPTION
Shut up!
CAPTION
Shut up!