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PANEL 1
School hallway set
Earf, Jeffers and Jonly talking
JONLY NONLY
So I was volunteering at the youth center last week and one of the little girls came up to me and asked me...
JEFFERS
Wait a minute...
PANEL 2
School hallway set
Earf in the corner, Jeffers talking
JEFFERS
Ok first, what are you doing at a youth center? You are barely an adult.
JONLY NONLY
True, but listen!
PANEL 3
Mash up of public domain images to make a little girl on a playground
LITTLE GIRL
Are there little people in my butt to push the poop out?
JONLY NONLY
And she was completely serious! I didn't know what to say!
PANEL 4
School hallway set
Earf, Jeffers and Jonly talking
EARF
Well I hope you said "no"
JEFFERS
Man, that would be the worst job ever.
EARF
Unless you are a feces enthusiast small person, then it would rule.
JONLY NONLY
Oh, is that what you are Earf?
PANEL 5
School hallway set
Earf crying alittle
EARF
Oh short jokes, great. This is just like back in high school.
PANEL 6
School hallway set
empty
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Short jokes for life!
EARF (CAPTION BOX)
Shut up, let's just get back to class.