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2026-07-09-SGTBLINKY-GOLDEN GOOSE GUN
PANEL 1
Golden Gary pointing his gun off to the right, Private Puns yelling out to him
PRIVATE PUNS
He’s for the Midas touch..from 40 yards away.
PRIVATE PUNS
A real golden goose gun, if you will.
PRIVATE PUNS
One shot form him and you’ll be golden with envy!
GOLDEN GARY
If you don’t shut up, Private Puns, I’ll splatter your brains against the wall with a beautiful golden hue.
PRIVATE PUNS
Looks like I got...the golden ticket!
GOLDEN GARY
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