That was my dads patch. Wait, not it wasn’t He was in the Air Force. The hell did I get that? Who did I kill?
That was my dads patch. Wait, not it wasn’t He was in the Air Force. The hell did I get that? Who did I kill?

Transcript

2026-10-25-SGTBLINKY-ARMY SPECIALIST E-5 RANK PATCH
PANEL 1
View of the battle field. The army patch is behind Lopez who is talking to Grandiopusnerfandorf. Dookie, Lothario and Muttenmonger are on the right.
GRANDIOPUSNERFANDORF
Thanks for the recipe, Lopez. Your generosity will not go without reward.
GRANDIOPUSNERFANDORF
Hey, there did that giant emblem come from?
LOPEZ (TAN)
That’s an Army specialist E-5 rank patch. Blinky had it enlarged cause he liked the pretty eagle on it.
GRANDIOPUSNERFANDORF
Does it have any meaning?
LOPEZ (TAN)
In the Army? Of. Course. To the creator of this non-sense?
LOPEZ (TAN)
Not at all. They bought a bag of patches at a yard sale and thought it was neat-o.

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Army Specialist e-5 rank patch
Posted on October 25, 2026 by Notion Wordpress
That was my dads patch. Wait, not it wasn’t He was in the Air Force. The hell did I get that? Who did I kill?

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