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2026-07-02-SGTBLINKY-FOCUS ON YOUR ENLISTMENT
PANEL 1
Blurry photos close up of Blinky.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Thank you for enlisting into Sergeant Blinky’s Brigade of Fantastic!
LT LOPEZ
Sarge, you need to step back from the camera, you’re out of focus.
SERGEANT BLINKY
What? No, you’re out of focus.
LT LOPEZ
That makes no sense, Sarge.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Neither does your face, Lt. Lopez.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Ok, who put him in charge again?