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2026-10-07-SGTBLINKY-OPITCAL ILLUSION
PANEL 1
Battle scene, We have the Tan Guys with rock walls, razor wire fence, and airplane in the back, a sword in in the stone, graze hills and a blockade on one side. The Green Guys are approaching attacking the encampment.
View is from over Raitors shoulder looking at Dookie
Photo by Kodi Horsley
PRIVATE DOOKIE
Seriously, can you not aim that at me? Point it at that thing Lopez is up against!
CORPORAL T. RAITER
I am! You just can’t tell from your angle.
PRIVATE DOOKIE
Then why am I looking directly down the barrel, T. Raitor?
CORPORAL T. RAITER
Optical illusion. Now stand still.