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2026-10-22-SGTBLINKY-WHAT WAS MOFO NELLY UP TO
PANEL 1
Blinky and Awesome-Stance standing in front of a photo of Crazy MoFo Nelly
SERGEANT BLINKY (TAN)
And what about my monkey? What ever happened to him?
AWESOME-STANCE (TAN)
Crazy MoFo Nelly? That’s a tough one, Sarge. He made friends with that Pot and Kettle* so I assume he just went to wreak havoc with them.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
I hopped around, and like Awesome-Stance here said, I spend a lot of time with Pot and Kettle. Had a baby with Phone. I have a semi-successful rap career, until act idiot Jeffers* went and ruined it with his better rapping...
SERGEANT BLINKY (TAN)
Holy crap, you can hear us in this montage thing?
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Of course I can. I’m MoFo Nelly, I can do anything.
AWESOME-STANCE (TAN)
Except beat Jeffers in a rap battle.
CAPTION
*See the Web-Comic Inanimate
**See the Web-Comic Jonly Nonly