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2026-05-07-SGTBLINKY-NOT THIS SHT AGAIN
PANEL 1
Bernard talking with Blinky int he field. Lopez and Cooking behind him
BERNARD
Blinky! I’m hurt. How could you forget about me? We shared such a special holiday!
BERNARD
Remember? I abducted you in the name of Larry?!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Names Blinky, tin man.
BERNARD
I know! But I enslaved you in the name of Larry T. Cob!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Seriously Spring Boy, My name is Blinky!
BERNARD
Your name doesn’t matter! I enslaved you in the name of my god king Larry!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Blinky!
BERNARD
Larry
They repeat this back and forth until off the page
LT LOPEZ
Not this shit again.