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PANEL 1
Inside a very bland corporate conference room. There should be a white board, a few generic motivational posters, and a tall potted plant in the corner of the room. At the conference table Jonly is sitting paying attention. Jeffers is asleep, K-Dizzle is writing. Calvereena is leaning back with his feet on the table, and Earf is at the head by the white board standing up and writing on the white board.
EARF
And that is why we have to really watch what we say around here, when it comes to anything political.
JONLY NONLY
Surly You can't be serious?
CAPTION 3
Why the hell are Phone, Pot, and Kettle on the table?
CAPTION
Product placement?
CAPTION
Hey look!
CAPTION
It’s the covers to issue 19 and 20 on the walls!
CAPTION 2
Neat.
CAPTION
Really?!
CAPTION 3
No.
PANEL 2
Earf's face, looking very serious. This panel should be overly action for absolutely no reason.
EARF
Of course I am, and don’t call me Shirley!
CAPTION 3
Hasn't that joke been run to death?
CAPTION
Seemed fitting for our office drama issue.
PANEL 3
Earf looking normal standing at the white board again but facing the group. K-Dizzle is leaning over to Jonly
K-DIZZLE
Smooth move exlax, what are you gonna do next gargle peanut butter?
CAPTION 2
Didn't that movie take place on an airplane?
CAPTION 3
It is called Airplane.
CAPTION
But people in office's quote it a lot.
PANEL 4
Close up of Jeffers sleeping. Behind him is Earf.
JEFFERS
zzzzzz
EARF
Our next topic is sleeping on the job.
PANEL 5
Calvereena pointing up to panel 3 looking at Jonly.
CALVEREENA
Are we not gonna talk about this incredible generic and lame phrases here?
K-DIZZLE
Yeah, why did I say that?
JONLY NONLY
Guys, time is a thief so let's get back on track here.