Just be happy, dammit.

2026-03-20-INANIMATE - CALCULATOR IS HAPPY TODAY
P1
Milk carton and Calculator
CALCULATOR
Why are you so happy, Milk?
MILK CARTON
How could I not be? It’s International Happiness Day!
CALCULATOR
Actually, it’s International Day of Happiness.
P2
Milk carton and Calculator
MILK CARTON
Same thing, Jesus.
CALCULATOR
It’s not. Order of words is important and if you put them in the wrong order then you are talking about something different.
MILK CARTON
You’re such a tool. You do know the two are interchangeable. People use both.
CALCULATOR
I’m still technically correct, which is the best kind.
MILK CARTON
Oh whatever, spectrum boy.
Calculator is happy today – International Day of Happiness
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