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2026-09-10-SGTBLINKY-INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMES
PANEL 1
In the army missile base. Muttonmonger and Lothario are in a crouched stand off.
MUTTONMONGER
Good news, Lothario! The Doc cleared me all up! We can go back to that local brothel again!
LOTHARIO
Sweet! The world will witness Muttonmonger and Lothario tear this shit up!
CAPTION
Muttonmonger and Lothario would go on to spread crabs to every brothel in a 50 mile radius, reducing the rebels in the area by 88%. They would also be trie for war crimes on the basis of illegal biological warfare. They died tougher, infested, in an international jail cell or old age.