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2026-09-17-SGTBLINKY-PRE PARTY BREAK DOWN
PANEL 1
Blinky and Awesome Stance in the missile base.
SERGEANT BLINKY
You ready for the little get together in the mess hall tonight, Awesome-Stance?
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Of course, Sarge! We got in forty two crates of booze from back home! Lopez, T. Raitor, The O’Malley’s and StaJoosh have committed to make sure it all gets drank.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Didn’t O’Mally die in the jet bombing a few months back with Jones?
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
That was Tadhg O’Malley. This is Saoirse, Pádraig, Fionnuala, and Tiernan O’Malley. His brothers and sisters.
SERGEANT BLINKY
With a latino, four Irish, a mutant, and whatever Raitor is, they should have no problem finishing that booze.
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Well that’s an incredibly racially incentive comment, Sarge.
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Also, accurate.