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2005-1-9-Y2CL0123-C2RANDOM42-POO PROBLEMS
P1
JN walking up behind Alberto who is masturbating to porn on a tiny portable DVD player on a table. Next to the DVD play is lube and paper towels.
NARRATION
Two weeks ago...
JN
Dude, Alberto, I haven’t shit in like a week! I think something might be wrong with me bro...uhmmm.
JN
Is that...midget porn?
ALBERTO
Ohh..ye..ah..it..is..uhhh
ALBERTO
You..sh..ould..drink...cran... crab..berry.. ju..ice...
SFX
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P2
Alberto still wanking it to porn. You can see the poster above his table that is for a movie called “Super Midget Alien Teen Cat School Girls with Wet Vaginas...FROM MARS!!
NARRATION
One week ago.
JN
Hey man, still nothing!
ALBERTO
kee.p drinking it...it... wi.ll... he.lp
SFX
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P3
Same as p2
NARRATION
Yesterday
JN
Fuck, I’ve been in here for two weeks and nothing!
ALBERTO
Just..wa..it...
JN
Are you still jerkin’ it to midget porn?
ALBERTO
Ungth.
SFX
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P4
Wider view. On the left you see the living room with Garret and Dylan watching TV. On the TV is a photo of the model/old friend “SexTONoFx”. To the right is a poster of the real life Kepa meeting Ron Jeremy.
On the wall is Alberto at his table fapping to porn.
We can see down the hall to the backroom door. To the left of the door is the artwork for the original y2christ-ComX page 1. Tot he left are 4 posters. One is Dylan in cell art shirtless, one is a photo of Nick taking a drag of his cigarette. One is the men photo of a girls tits that say “Save a virgin, do me instead”, and the last is of a girl with her hands over her vagina but nude.
GARRET
I saw Mike from MxPx on New Years.
DYLAN
Did you guy him a drink?
GARRET
No, he’s famous, he can buy is own god damned drinks.
DYLAN
No he can’t, he’s Mike from MxPx.
GARRET
True, true.
JN
(From bathroom)
Oh god I’m flowing like Niagara!
ALBERTO
Uhhh...meeee...toooo....
SFX
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BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 119(Poo Problems)
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