Artist: J Horsley III

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PAGE
PANEL 1
Living room set
Jonly standing behind the couch facing the bookshelves. Jeffers looking back at Jonly and Calvereena looking intense on the couch playing video games.
JONLY NONLY
When did all these books get here? Has anyone read them.
JEFFERS
Who cares? No one reads anymore.
CALVEREENA
Jeffers! Pay attention, we're getting our asses handed to us!
JEFFERS
I’m not even playing, Cal. Chill.
PANEL 2
Living room set facing TV.
Jonly facing the reader confused. Jeffers looking back at the TV, Calvereena with his hands up, controller in one hand. On the screen is the words "you lost" with a soccer game behind it.
CALVEREENA
Shit! We lost!
JEFFERS
You lost. You’re playing with yourself.
JONLY NONLY
(small text)
Wait, were did the bookshelves go?
CAPTION 3
The house layout is meaningless.
CAPTION 2
We change it every issue.
CAPTION
Makes it fun!
CAPTION 3
riiiggghhhtt...
PANEL 3
Kitchen Set
Earf standing by the fridge with either the door open and him looking in or him holding a drink. At the kitchen Island is Alberto eating a salad with fried good, whipped cream, other unhealthy stuff in it. Jonly walking in on the left side.
JONLY NONLY
Earf, You ever thought about how this house make zero sense?
EARF
Dude, you talked about that, or someone did, a few issues ago.
ALBERTO (SMALL TEXT)
Best salad ever!
CAPTION
Issue 7 to be exact.
PANEL 4
Kitchen set
Close up shot of Jonly. Alberto can be seen in the frame somehow, behind him, next to him. Figure it out.
JONLY NONLY
Yeah I know, just like you'd think after a bakers dozen plus issues we'd have worked out where everything is. Like...where is this kitchen in relation to the living room?
ALBERTO
To the left.
PANEL 5
Kitchen set
Earf holding his drink, Earf and Jonly are looking over to Alberto
EARF
Can that be considered a salad if it has fried pickles in it?
ALBERTO
Yes, and this is a shit opening page to a new issue.
JONLY NONLY
Oh, right.
PANEL 6
Jonly, Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers, K-Dizzle, Dylerino, and Alberto standing with their arms out. Behind them is action lines and stars
ALL
Welcome to Issue sixteen!

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2016-11-02-Y2CLREJECTS - Y2CHRIST COMX PAGE 1 - VANILLA SKY
P1
Dylan looking over his shoulder.
NO DIALOGUE
P2
Dylan in a chair looking at the reader.
DYLAN
Welcome, I feel the need for an introduction.
P3
The back of Dylans head, you can see him holding a comic book that says ‘y2christ’
DYLAN
One moment
P4
Dylan holding the comic ‘y2christ Characters sketches” to the reader.
DYLAN
Here is your introduction. Good luck.
CAPTION
So this was page one. The last line was inspired by the movie Vanilla Sky.

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COVER
Dylan vs Frankenstien
CAPTION
Back in 2003 before I started this y2cl thing there was Y2CHRIST comx. See how cool I was? Comics with an X and no I. Well, to celebrate 13 years of y2cl this month I present to you the ORIGINAL concept, never published online before. Enjoy!
NARRATION
This may or may not appear in the story...
NARRATION
Who is y2christ?
NARRATION
Good? Bad?
NARRATION
Dental Hygienist?
NARRATION
Read to find out!
NARRATION
Visit jhorsley3.com("http://jhorsley3.com") for more y2christ fun! Your friends and christ, j

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P1
JN riding Alberto like a horse shipping him.
SFX
WHIP!!

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2016-06-13-Y2CL-DAILY - THE INCREDIBLE Y2CL #340 (HULK 340 HOMAGE)
P1
Full page
Homage to Incredible Hulk #340
JN is Wolverine
Alberto is Hulk

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2016-04-29-Y2CL-DAILY - WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?
P1
Close up, half face, Alberto in Joker makeup
ALBERTO
Wanna know how I got these scars?
P2
Alberto eating a whole turkey to himself, face stuffed, cheeks bleeding.
ALBERTO
What?

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2008-12-20-2008-Y2CL0434-AVGS140-JNS IN A HOT SPOT
All photos of cookie characters.
P1
JN without hair as an uncooked sugar cookie on plastic on a table.
JN
(Cookie)
Whoa...this is weird..I feel very much like a sugar cookie...
P2
Cookie JN now with hair on plastic on a table
JN
(cookie)
Whoa...some hair! Awesome!
JN
(Cooke)
Why do I feel soft and doughy?
P3
Cookie JN on a cookie sheet.
JN
(cookie)
Is this...is this a cookie sheet? I’m going into the oven!
P4
Cookie JN joined by Cookie Dylan
JN
(Cookie)
Dylan?
DYLAN
(cookie)
Yup JN, I’m being thrown in the fire too!
JN
(cookie)
This feels wrong though...
DYLAN
(cookie)
You did always say you wanted to be Jewish.
JN
(cookie)
Ohhh burn!
DYLAN
(cookie)
We’re Gonna!
BOTTOM TEXT
y2cl#4xx(JN’s in a hot spot)
CAPTION
Who knew baking could be so fun?