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PANEL 1
Living room set
Jonly standing behind the couch facing the bookshelves. Jeffers looking back at Jonly and Calvereena looking intense on the couch playing video games.
JONLY NONLY
When did all these books get here? Has anyone read them.
JEFFERS
Who cares? No one reads anymore.
CALVEREENA
Jeffers! Pay attention, we're getting our asses handed to us!
JEFFERS
I’m not even playing, Cal. Chill.
PANEL 2
Living room set facing TV.
Jonly facing the reader confused. Jeffers looking back at the TV, Calvereena with his hands up, controller in one hand. On the screen is the words "you lost" with a soccer game behind it.
CALVEREENA
Shit! We lost!
JEFFERS
You lost. You’re playing with yourself.
JONLY NONLY
(small text)
Wait, were did the bookshelves go?
CAPTION 3
The house layout is meaningless.
CAPTION 2
We change it every issue.
CAPTION
Makes it fun!
CAPTION 3
riiiggghhhtt...
PANEL 3
Kitchen Set
Earf standing by the fridge with either the door open and him looking in or him holding a drink. At the kitchen Island is Alberto eating a salad with fried good, whipped cream, other unhealthy stuff in it. Jonly walking in on the left side.
JONLY NONLY
Earf, You ever thought about how this house make zero sense?
EARF
Dude, you talked about that, or someone did, a few issues ago.
ALBERTO (SMALL TEXT)
Best salad ever!
CAPTION
Issue 7 to be exact.
PANEL 4
Kitchen set
Close up shot of Jonly. Alberto can be seen in the frame somehow, behind him, next to him. Figure it out.
JONLY NONLY
Yeah I know, just like you'd think after a bakers dozen plus issues we'd have worked out where everything is. Like...where is this kitchen in relation to the living room?
ALBERTO
To the left.
PANEL 5
Kitchen set
Earf holding his drink, Earf and Jonly are looking over to Alberto
EARF
Can that be considered a salad if it has fried pickles in it?
ALBERTO
Yes, and this is a shit opening page to a new issue.
JONLY NONLY
Oh, right.
PANEL 6
Jonly, Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers, K-Dizzle, Dylerino, and Alberto standing with their arms out. Behind them is action lines and stars
ALL
Welcome to Issue sixteen!