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PANEL 1
Stage set, oval
Earf
EARF
Uhm, hi. Sorry about that outburst there. I just couldn't take anymore of his stupid ass jokes!
PANEL 2
Talks show set
Jesus at the desk
JESUS
Dude, Earf, you just can't interfere with this act man!
JESUS
He has a right to tell crappy jokes, c'mon!
PANEL 3
Audience set
JESUS (OFF PANEL)
You're gonna have to finish his act with him!
PANEL 4
Stage set
Earf by the Mic shocked, Jeffers with his arm around him
JEFFERS
Sweet! A team act! I got just the joke!
PANEL 5
Stage set
Earf at a mic and Jeffers at a mic
JEFFERS
Why are the blacks so tall?
EARF
Dude, you can't call them "the blacks"!
EARF
You're going to get us in trouble man! What if someone reads this and is offended?
PANEL 6
Stage set
Earf at a mic and Jeffers at a mic
JEFFERS
Fuck 'em.
JEFFERS
So why are they all so tall?
PANEL 7
Stage set.
Earf at a mic and Jeffers at a mic
EARF
Why Jeffers, tell me why?
JEFFERS
Because their Knees Grow!
EARF
Can we say that? Seriously? Anyone?
JEFFERS
Well, I just did, so I guess we can!
CAPTION
He definitely shouldn't say that, we will put Jeffers on administrative leave for his insensitive comments to the blacks. Wait, shit...I mean to the African American community! Dammit! Now I have to go on administrative leave! This should make the next page interesting...