Rorschach and Watchmen are copyright and trademarked to DC Comics. I use them under fair use and to make the funny.
Rorschach and Watchmen are copyright and trademarked to DC Comics. I use them under fair use and to make the funny.

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2009-3-26-AVGS - WATCHMEN RORCHACH'S LOST JOURNAL ENTIRES-4-THE COMEDIAN
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PANEL 1
The Comedian telling jokes at a comedy club.
RORSCHACH
(Journal)
Rorschach’s Journal. October 22nd 1985.
RORSCHACH
(Journal)
A costume was murdered this month. The Comedian. Kicked out of his apartment window, smashed to his death on the ground. Several years ago he tried to be an actual comedian. Not pretty.
COMEDIAN
And THAT’S why you always pay the hooker AFTER the donkey punch!
RORSCHACH
(Off Panel)
You suck, ya Jacklass!
COMEDIAN
Fuck you buddy! I once shot a pregnant woman in the ‘Nam for claiming’ the baby was mine!
RORSCHACH
(Off Panel)
And? What does that have to do with you being a shitty comedian?
COMEDIAN
Nothing...I just miss her,
COMEDIAN
and that was a very Ean thing to do.
RORSCHACH
(Journal)
Like I said, it wasn’t pretty. He cried for 42 minutes.
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Rorschach’s Lost Journal Entries – The Comedian
Posted on March 26, 2009 by Notion Wordpress
Today Rorschach has a little flash back to an alternate career path The Comedian started to take after hte Keen act. Lucky for everyone it did not work out. Sadly my version of The Comedian has really stubby arms and looks lame. His pants also look like he has a front butt.

Rorschach and Watchmen are copyright and trademarked to DC Comics.
I use them under fair use and to make the funny.

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