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2026-12-19-INANIMATE - 3 CAPTION BOXES JUMP IN
4 panels of Drizzle with various generated backgrounds showing him traveling around searching for meaning. Superimposed over top of them all is a faded image of Drizzle.
CAPTION
What? What the fucksticks do you want?
CAPTION 3
We just did TWO strips that are saying the same exact thing!
CAPTION
Yeah, but the images are different, so it’s pretty!
CAPTION 3
Who the fuck let us make comics?
CAPTION 2
Al Gore.
CAPTION 3
What? Really?
CAPTION 2
well, he invented the internet and with that came the wild west of content creation where anyone can create anything without any experience, guidance, or knowledge of what they are doing.
CAPTION
He didn’t invent the internet, you idiot.
CAPTION
he was just key in supporting bills and
Legislation in the 1980’s and 1990’s to provide funding for the development of things like ARPNET, the predecessor to the modern internet.
CAPTION 2
And if I’m an idiot, so are you. We are all the same person talking in three caption boxes. Remember? Dip shit.
CAPTION
Oh, right.
CAPTION 3
Cause it never get’s old explaining that to people.
CAPTION
Can we just get back to the epic tale of Drizzle here? The fans love this one.
CAPTION 3
Fans? Ha!