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2026-03-30-INANIMATE - DIAPERS MOM
P1
Gavel and Adult Diaper at the bench.
GAVEL
That’s interesting. Well I have some good news for you! We’ve taken all the information you gave us and our panel of expects was able to track down who the mother is!
ADULT DIAPER
What? No way!
P2
Nelly Phone and Phonelly in their seats.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
See? This is what I’m talking about! The juicy shit! I love it! I bet it’s some toxic ex that left on a drug bender or something!
P3
The courtroom scene
GAVEL
In the case of Diaper...Adult Diaper...you ARE the mother...and father!
ADULT DIAPER
I knew it!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
AAWWW SHIT!
KETTLE
What the actual fuck?
P4
Courtroom scene.
GAVEL
Up next is ANOTHER first for us here on the Gavel Show. We have a pregnant woman who wants our help to tell her parents that she is with child.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Oh shit, this gonna be good!
GAVEL
Please welcome...PHONELLY!
PHONE
Fake Maury say what now?