2026-09-18-SGTBLINKY-PRE PARTY BREAK DOWN - LETS DO THE MATH
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Blinky and Awesome Stance in the missile base. It’s the same image and everything as “Pre Party Break Down” but faded with new text over top.
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Let’s do the math!
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42 cases of booze
12 bottles per case
= 504 bottles of booze
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1 latino
4 irish
1 mutant
1 whatever the hell Raitor is
= 7 drinkers
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504 bottles of booze / 7 drinkers
= 72 bottles each (if they don’t share)
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Let’s assume the rest of the Brigade drinks half of the bottles and the 7 Drinkers who have committed to finishing it all drink the other half.
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504 bottles of booze / 2
= 252 bottles
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252 bottles of booze / 7 drinkers
= 36 bottles each
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Yeah, they are dead.
