Jonly Nonly

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PANEL 1
Outside house set with van.
Jeffers, Jonly, and Calvereena in the grass with easter baskets
JEFFERS
Hey guys!! I've got another one of my amazing jokes for you!
JEFFERS
Jonly, pay attention, you might learn something.
CALVEREENA
Why do we have easter baskets?
JONLY NONLY
I think it's to make Jeffers joke make sense. A plot device.
PANEL 2
Outside house set with van.
Jeffers, Jonly, and Calvereena in the grass with easter baskets
JEFFERS
Are you ready for my amazing joke?
CALVEREENA
Oh please god, no. Let's pretend you told us and we laughed so we can move on!
JONLY NONLY
Fine, let's hear it.
PANEL 3
Jeffers int he grass.
JEFFERS
Why does it suck to be an egg?
JEFFERS
Because you only get laid once, and it's by your mom!
PANEL 4
Jeffers looking upset and Jonly concerned in the grass
JONLY NONLY
Dude, you used that hoke at the end of the last book! You can't reuse jokes man! People will stop reading!
JEFFERS
I did?
PANEL 5
Jonly's hand holding page 22 of issue 7 showing the joke
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
See?
JEFFERS (OFF PANEL)
Well shit...