I don’t really have anything to say here. Just that after making 106 of these Inanimate comics I still find it incredibly easy to think of new ones.

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CLOUD ARMY BILL
Man, you know what I hate? The fact I will never wear a cocktail dress.
CLOUD ARMY BOB
Dude, you're a cloud. You don't have the legs for a cocktail dress.
Cocktail Dress Cloud
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