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2026-09-24-SGTBLINKY-AFTERPARTY
PANEL 1
Awesome Stance yelling off to Blinky. We are in the army missile base. There is a pile of Tan Guys and Green Guys all passed out.
Photo by Kodi Horsley
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Uh, Sarge. We got a slight problem here.
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Turns out the O’Malleys invited Grinky’s Platoon of Pumpernickel to the little party and things got...well got a little out of hand Sarge.
SERGEANT BLINKY
How so?
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Well, I’m not sure if the night ended in a rumble or an orgy.
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Either way, clean up aisle four.