2026-12-17-INANIMATE - DRIZZLE TRIES TO TALK TO SCHFEM
PANEL 1
Large panel with Schfem on onside and Drizzle on the other. Drizzle is highlighted and Schfem is in shadows.
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
What do you mean I can’t say nizzle?
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
Let me just stop you right there, Schfem, before you embarrass yourself, and me in the process.
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
What? How dare you!
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
Man, you one of them woke ass punks? I can say whatever I wanna want, it’s a free country!
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
Yeah...
PANEL 2
Small panel, lower right of Drizzle looking away
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
Sorry man, I gotta go. I uhh...need to watch my frosting.
Drizzle Tries to talk to Schfem
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