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2026-10-06-SGTBLINKY-GRANDIOPUSNERFANDORF
PANEL 1
Battle scene, We have the Tan Guys with rock walls, razor wire fence, and airplane in the back, a sword in in the stone, graze hills and a blockade on one side. The Green Guys are approaching attacking the encampment.
Photo by Kodi Horsley
PRIVATE PANTONE
Captain Grinky, Grandiopusnerfandorf has breached into Bliny’s Base!
GRINKY
Who the hell named that thing? That’s really hard to remember.
PRIVATE PANTONE
You did, Sir. You sad you wanted his name to spark fear in the hearts of your enemies.
GRINKY
Oh, right.
LT WEAK STOMACH
The only fear it’s sparking is trying to pronounce his name right.