2026-04-23-SGTBLINKY-8675 WHY ARE WE HERE
PANEL 1
Bernard and Pulse Boy 8675 in front of the volcano
BERNARD
8675, remind ol’ Bernard why we are here again?
PULSE BOT 8675
You said to observe and report, sir. I think Larry wants to keep tabs on the Tan and Green Guys since they are starting their war back up again.
BERNARD
I guess that makes sense.
PULSE BOT 8675
How so, Sir?
BERNARD
No clue. But when does anything Larry wants make sense?
BERNARD
And we can give our good friend ‘ol Grinch a hand if needed.
PULSE BOT 8675
Be that deus ex machine, so to speak. Right, sir?
BERNARD
8675, we may be robots, but we are not gods.
8675 Why are we here?
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