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2026-12-11-INANIMATE - DRIZZLE NEEDS HELP
5 panels, one large of Drizzle in the piffle. Each corner has a smaller image of Drizzle looking inwards at the larger one.
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
Does Parag feel like this? They always seem so put together.
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
GerryHouse is always so calm. Is it me?
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
What’s going to happen to me? Is this my midlife crisis?
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
Should I guy a sports car, get an ear ring and a pony tail?
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
Find a partner hold my age and say it’s “Ok, they’re mature” when asked about it?
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
Where would I even find a sports car I can drive? I don’t have hands.
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
I need to go talk to Schfem Whoopsie.
DRIZZLE THE PUNK
What do I taste like?