Transcript

2026-02-12-SGTBLINKY-STAJOOSHES WOKE AGENDA
PANEL 1
Stajoosh and Blinkuy talking at the edge of the lava lake by the Volcano
SERGEANT BLINKY
Hey Numb nuts! I’m over here!
STEJOOSH
Blinky? Is that you?
SERGEANT BLINKY
Who they hell Brough StaJoosh on this mission?
SERGEANT BLINKY
I thought they had that job as a male stripper?
LT LOPEZ
I brought them, Sarge. They said they wanted to help.
SERGEANT BLINKY
This one of them “woke” agendas I’ve heard about on the radio?
STEJOOSH
There is no “woke” agenda, Sarge. Just modern understanding and acceptance.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Ugh.
CAPTION
Confused on who StaJoosh is? Check out “Mutant Stajoosh” from 10/28/2010.

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StaJoosh’s Woke Agenda
Posted on February 12, 2026 by The Revenge

StaJoosh is back! yay! I missed him!

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