In the world of Inanimate, everything has a voice. And a penis.

PANEL 1
PHONE
I wonder when Pot and Kettle will realize that I'm alive.
PHONE
And if the screen is my face, what part of my body are they talking into?
PHONE
*wink*
Phone is alive!
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