Nothing quite as exciting as an office drama, amiright?
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PANEL 1
We are in an typical office with cubicles. We are in Jonly's cubicle which is decorated with super hero and punk rock posters, action figures, pops, etc. There is a double monitor set up with mouse and keyboard. These can be generic. Standing in his cubicle are K-Dizzle and Jeffers. Both of them look bored. Jonly is sitting at his desk looking very excited. On the desk is a moleskin notebook.
JONLY NONLY
Guys, look I'm telling you, no one has it harder in the workforce than the trans-gender community!
JEFFERS
Jesus Jonly.
CAPTION 2
With all the power of the notebook, Jonly brings us to an office building?
CAPTION
Yeah, well, you know. Best place to get on a soap box? In the office.
CAPTION 3
This issue will surely
get us cancelled.
PANEL 2
View of K-Dizzle looking exhausted by Jonly's bullshit.
K-DIZZLE
Last week it was the blacks, before that it was the Asians, now trans people?
JEFFERS
(small text)
Can she say that?
JONLY NONLY
!
PANEL 3
Jonly's face looking up at K-Dizzle disgusted.
JONLY NONLY
You can't call them the blacks! That's racists.
K-DIZZLE
Ugh, you know what I meant, sheesh.
PANEL 4
View of Jeffers face looking at Jonly and gesturing over to K-Dizzle.
JEFFERS
Bad word choice aside, she's got a point Jonly. You always pick some stupid cause.
JONLY NONLY
They are not stupid!
PANEL 5
Rest of page (art should go behind all the other panels to fill up the entire page) showing a room of cubicles with Jonly's in the middle and we can see Jeffers and K-Dizzle. Next to his is Calvereena's cubicle and we see Calvereena's standing up and his head visable. On the side there is a set of doors for managers offices and conference rooms. The managers office door is open and Earf is standing there.
EARF
Staff meeting in conference room J in 10 minutes everyone!
JEFFERS
What did you do this time Calvereena?
CALVEREENA
How do you know it was me?
K-DIZZLE
It's always you.
CAPTION 3
Are we seriously going to do an entire issue inside an office building?
CAPTION
Yup! It’s gonna be amazing!
CAPTION 2
We were promised a bunch of really cool cameos. Maybe that will help make this issue less boring.
CAPTION 3
You give us too much credit.
CAPTION
Can you two just not, sheesh.
