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2026-07-16-SGTBLINKY-JONES AND OMALLEY
PANEL 1
Jet on fire on the ground, Private Pantone in front of the plane
CAPTION
The dangers of smoking and flying a plane. We lost two good...well two soldiers today. They spent 87 days getting stoned in Blinky’s Jet.
PRIVATE PANTONE
That’s not why the place exploded. We, Grinkys Platoon of Pumpernickel, blew it up! With Gasoline!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Well that wasn’t very nice. You killed generic soldiers 1 and 2!
LT. AWESOME-STANCE
Their names were Jones and O’Malley, Sir.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Yeah, those guys.