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2026-10-30-SGTBLINKY-DUMBEST-WAR-EVER
PANEL 1
View from behind the rock wall of the battle field. Lance Corporal Kelly in the foreground,
OLD MAN JENKINS
Hey! Wait! Where’s everyone going?
OLD MAN JENKINS
Was this whole skirmish here about trading recipes?
OLD MAN JENKINS
This is the dumbest fucking war I’ve ever seen.
LANCE CORPORAL KELLY (TAN)
Dumber tha...
OLD MAN JENKINS
Yes, dumber than the Great Emu War in Australia.