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P1
Phone and Nelly. Phone is holding a blanket
PHONE
Nelly! Isn’t our baby adorable?
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Of course she is, she’s a splitting image of the two of us!
P2
Nelly on a white BG
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
I can’t believe she’s already fifteen years old!
P3
Phone holding the blanket.
PHONE
I get such comfort holding her old baby blanket now that she’s a wild teenager.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
(Off panel)
She takes after her old man!
P4
PhoNelly in silhouette looking over at Phone and Nelly
PHONELLY
You guys suck, Why am I still in silhouette?! Shit is supposed to be my big debut!
PHONE
Oh honey, we gotta edge the fans.
PHONELLY
Gross, mom. Don’t ever say that again.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Your mom loves to edge daddy here.
PHONELLY
Dad! What the hell!