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2026-10-03-SGTBLINKY-THE BEAST SLEEPS
PANEL 1
Pile of Green Guys in front of Kara, a large lab dog that is sleeping.
Photo by Kodi Horsley
PRIVATE JONES
Sir if we just...
GRINKY
Shut it, Jones! The beast is sleeping. We do not want to wake Blinky’s personal Cerberus!
PRIVATE JONES
Didn’t Cerberus have three heads?
GRINKY
Yes, but this thing is giant so just..crap
KARA THE BEAST OF BLINMY
Mmmm, tasty little army men...zzzzzz...chomp chomp!
CAPTION
How can they hear the beast thinking? I dunno, they just can, ok? Don’t ruin it.