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PANEL 1
DIAPER
TP! My dad says that you are a girl?
TP
I am, and a little hurt you had to ask.
DIAPER
But...
PANEL 2
DIAPER
I just never knew, I always assumed you were a dude cause you act like one of the boys.
TP
Well, I enjoy things not to my gender.
PANEL 3
DIAPER
I mean, that's cool and all. It doesn't bother me. I guess that explains why I've always been attracted to you in some way and always questioned my own sexuality because ofd the attraction to you. But now you are pregnant with another man's baby.
PANEL 4
TP
First, that's kinda gay. Second I'm a lesbian and my girlfriend is having the baby, I'm not putting a baby in my body and getting stretch marks.
TP
Also, you are a baby diaper, I'm pretty sure there are laws against that.