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2026-06-18-SGTBLINKY - THE HELL IS ON YOUR HEAD BRUH
PANEL 1
Private Pantone and Specialist Fudge Buckets standing and talking to each other.
PRIVATE PANTONE
Bruh, what the hell is on your head?
SPECIALIST FUSGE BUCKETS
What are you talking about?
PRIVATE PANTONE
Looks like either a giant bird took a dookie on your helmet.
PRIVATE PANTONE
Or you had a late night with a very enthusiastic date.
SPECIALIST FUSGE BUCKETS
The first one, clearly...
GRINKY
Hey, weren’t you out drinking with...
SPECIALIST FUSGE BUCKETS
Yes, yes, I was. Now can we drop it?