The answer to that question is yes.
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Updated version of 2009-10-18-SGT Blinky-Cancer spot("scrivlnk://06657B98-B0D0-4932-B79C-AE30B60FBEE4")
Updated to a vertical single page.
PANEL 1
Private Dookie and Private Smith. Smith has a dot on his arm.
PRIVATE DOOKIE
What's that?
PRIVATE SMITH
What?
PRIVATE DOOKIE
That thing on your arm?
PRIVATE SMITH
Oh? I dunno, It showed up the other day. I'm not too worries.
PRIVATE DOOKIE
You should get it look at, it might be cancer.
PRIVATE SMITH
Can plastic men get cancer?
PRIVATE DOOKIE
Good question.
CAPTION
Don't worry, Private Smith did not die of cancer. He blew himself up for holding the grenade to long.
Cancer spot
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