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2026-10-17-SGTBLINKY-PRIVATE POOPSINHAND
PANEL 1
Looking standing next to the sword int he stone holding a steaming pile of shit in his hand. Behind him is Lothario and Muttonmonger
DOOKIE (TAN)
Is anyone gonna explain the satchel and the giant fucking sword in the stone?
MUTTONMONGER (TAN)
Yeah that’s Blinky’s person...what the hell is in your hand?
DOOKIE (TAN)
Well, uhh, I had to go but I didn’t want to just leave it on the ground.
MUTTONMONGER (TAN)
The crap is wrong with you, Private Poosinhand?
DOOKIE (TAN)
It’s Private Dookie, thank you very much.
DOOKIE (TAN)
Should I chuck shit at the green guys?
LOTHARIO (TAN)
Well yes, of course.