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2008-12-26-Y2CL - SANTAS ZOMBIE WONDERLAND
NARRATION
Santa’s voice rings
are you all listening?
On the ground
red snow is glistening
A horrific sight
Santa’ll get revenge tonight
killing bitches in a Zombie Wonderland.

Sliced away is the stupid redneck.
Head rolling all around on the deck.
He wont shut up
About the chetto called Trump
Squished his head in Zombie Wonderland.

In the meadow he’s gonna kill no other than.
Rabbi, priest, or father from the town.
He’ll say are you righteous?
“Not anymore, man.
I’ve got a new religion
that I’ve found.”

Later on
Santa will retire
Burning their bodies in his fire.
To eat some good s'mores
made over their corpse
Relaxing in a
Zombie Wonderland.