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PANEL 1
Alberto and Dylerino sitting on the couch together playing video games.
DYLERINO
'Berto, are you happy here?
ALBERTO
What do you mean?
CAPTION 3
Oh here we go, throw away characters having an existential crisis.
CAPTION 3
What the hell are we doing?
CAPTION
Just let it happen.
PANEL 2
Flip the view, they are playing a generic video game, doesn't matter. We see behind their heads.
DYLERINO
Since we got added to this series, are you happy to be here?
ALBERTO
Well I feel kinda like a background character.
PANEL 3
Close up of Dylerino, serious face.
DYLERINO
Same. Just feels like we have been added into the comic to add diversity.
CAPTION 2
OMG, we went over this last issue!
PANEL 4
John's head ripping through the page into the living room. His house should be much larger than Dylerino and Alberto who look shcoked.
JOHN
It wasn't about diversity dammit!
DYLERINO
That's really hard to believe there, bud.
CAPTION
shut up you two. Look at that cool game on the tv!
CAPTION 3
You can’t be serious, we are doing product placement now?
PANEL 5
John now standing in the living room, their is a rip in the wall where he came through. He's nwo the same size as Dylerino and Alberto.
JOHN
Honestly, I just wanted to bring you guys in and found a way to do it.
ALBERTO
That's cool and all, but can you lay off the fat jokes?
JOHN & DYLERINO
zNope.
BERTO
Oh, ok then.
CAPTION 2
we kinda always have. That game looks dope. What is it?
CAPTION
It’s called Doomed City from Rocketcat Games.