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PANEL 1
Sergeant Blinky and Bernard walking through the desert.
SERGEANT BLINKY
So why are you here? What do you want with us?
BERNARD
We have come to enslave you in the great name of Larry T. Cob.
PANEL 2
Sergeant Blinky and Bernard walking through the desert.
SERGEANT BLINKY
But my name isn't Larry, it's Blinky.
PANEL 3
Sergeant Blinky and Bernard walking through the desert.
BERNARD
No, I am enslaving you in the name of Larry!
PANEL 4
Sergeant Blinky and Bernard walking through the desert.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Are you slow son? I said my name is Blinky!
SERGEANT BLINKY
Sergeant Blinky of the US of A!
PANEL 5
Sergeant Blinky and Bernard walking through the desert.
BERNARD
Listen here you shit! I am ENSLAVING you in the NAME of the true king and great LARRY T COB!
PANEL 6
Sergeant Blinky and Bernard walking through the desert, mostly off panel to the right.
SERGEANT BLINKY
Come on, you are a robot! You are supposed to be smarter than this! I said my name is Blinky!
BERNARD
I am enslaving you in the name of Larry!!!!
PANEL 7
Pulse-Bot 8675 and Lt. Awesome-Stance walking through the desert.
PULSE BOT 8675
MY LORD IS HE STUPID
LT AWESOME STANCE
Yeah, well you often fail upwards in the military.
PANEL 8
Pulse-Bot 8675 and Lt. Awesome-Stance walking through the desert.
PULSE BOT 8675
I was referring to Bernard, but him too.
PANEL 9
Pulse-Bot 8675 and Lt. Awesome-Stance walking through the desert.
LT AWESOME STANCE
Why would anyone want to enslave Blinky?
PULSE BOT 8675
Larry wanted some new army men toys, and Bernard aims to please.